Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!!
the gif though
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
Ok so me and kettle-black were having a conversation about sick bots, and then soundwave with laserbeak sitting on his head came up
Nesting Laserbeak wahh how precious 8 8
imagine if your dad sent all of your anons
Thanks dad you’re the best
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Latin American Studies Majors:
Religious Studies Majors:
Women & Gender Studies Majors:
I fell apart at Government Majors
Where is the archaeology major?
Mulan: The only Disney Princess with a body count… in the thousands
I yell this to anybody who misses in anything.
a body count… in the thousands
In health class today, we got a “what should you say back to somebody who tries pressures you into sex” worksheet. This is what I wrote. And below, what it says, in case you’re having trouble with the picture or reading my handwriting.
"Come on, just this once." - I’d rather have pizza and watch a movie.
"What could it hurt?" - You, if you keep pestering me.
"Everybody’s doing it." - Too bad I’m not everybody.
"If you loved me, you’d let me." - If you loved me, you’d buy me Supernatural on Blu-Ray. Hand ‘em over.
"I promise we’ll use a condom every time." - *stares blankly until partner gets uncomfortable and leaves*
"No one has to know." - No one has to know if I murder you.
"What are you afraid of?" - Spiders, needles, wasps, clowns, heights, murderers…
"Don’t you love me enough to have sex with me?" - No.
"You’re just chicken." - *starts twitching wildly, making chicken noises, and flaps arms like wings*
"Don’t you want to know what it’s like?" - Not with you.
"Everyone knows you’ve done it before." - I’d think I’d remember something like that.
"Maybe you just don’t like boys." - Yes, I’m a lesbian.
"Put out or get out." - Okay, bye.
"I’m clean, I promise." - Maybe you should take a bath, then, just to be sure.
I love the response “not with you”
No one who tries to pressure you is worth your time.
Optimus often indulges in his long buried mischievousness now that he doesn’t have to lead anybody.
This is perfect in every conceivable way.
When i get my new arm cast im gonna paint iron man’s arm armour on it.
Or altair’s hidden braces.
Or connors braces
I dunno do you guys have any suggestions?
maliks left arm
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
she’s cheer captain aND I’M JAVERT
I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more.
This. This is that moment.